Amber The Boss

When I’m really drunk and go over to my crush’s house

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I just show up like:

When my mom tells me our relatives are coming over for Christmas

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My response is just like:

My response when my boyfriend tells me he loves me

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Expectation:

Reality:

Life reflection after another semester at college

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When my friend is trying to get me to go to the mall before noon

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She’s like:

And I’m just like:

How I’ll feel when my hookup sees my body after all the eating I’ve done over break

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Why I wish NYE happened during school

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What happens when I’m home with my family:

What would happen at school:

The first question I ask after I found out my biffle hooked up with a new guy

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When my friend wants to leave a party that my crush is at

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I’m just like:

Doing my homework

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The first week of the semester:

The rest of the semester:

After I’ve had any amount of sugar

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Whenever weird guys try to approach me at the bar

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It’s just like:

How my best friend describes me

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My weekend

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When somebody tries to make me eat healthy food

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